Go On get Healthy…. Joggers Need not Apply!
Saturday, September 20th, 2008It official Beer can make you live longer.
But only if you are a fat, lazy, couch potato, who does no physical exercise (no changing TV channels with the remote does not count for Physical Activity).
You must be a SMOKER, eat Junk, do no or very little exercise for this to be your savour..
OK
Ready
Set
Go!
YES! the crowd goes Wild…..
Cheers resound throughout the Beer Drinking World…..
Men all over the globe rejoice, telling their wives I am off to the Pub, for daily health tonic…
This is no rinky dink, fly by night study, this is credible. Heres how it works and what they found.
The study - co-authored by Australian expatriate Professor Michael Marmot and published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health - charted almost 10,000 men over 17 years.
“A significant benefit of moderate drinking compared with abstinence or heavy drinking was found among those with poor health behaviours (little exercise, poor diet and smokers),” the study says.
But for those who did more than three hours of vigorous exercise per week, ate fruit and vegetables each day and did not smoke, alcohol was of little help.
“No additional benefit from alcohol was found among those with the healthiest behaviour profile,” the study concluded.
Carpenter Mick Howie, 42, of Stuart Park, admitted he drank “a couple more” than the recommended 14 standard drinks per week the researchers had recommended - but said the amber drop had some obvious benefits.
“It is good for your health, it tastes good and it helps you sleep,” he said.
Mr Howie said he enjoyed the occasional cigarette, but is not too keen on exercise.
“You won’t see me on The Esplanade jogging - that’s what’s going to kill you,” he said.
Despite the research, Professor Marmot advised against running straight to the pub for a beer and a smoke.
“Stopping smoking, eating more fruit and vegetables and taking more exercise will also reduce heart disease risk,” he said.
Sounds like to much hard work, for us fat, lazy, beer drinking, smokers.
Why bother when we sit on our butts all of them and get the same benefit… as all those silly folks out there jogging in the wind and the rain, we can sit and watch them sweating in summer from our deck chair and if you wish you could always offer them a nice cold beer…. convert these poor souls… they dont know what they are missing..
This is great news!
I am not sure whether I find the results of this study as Pleasing, as I do the fact that it was done by an Aussie… perhaps its both….
However I am taking heart (no pun intended) that I can sit at my computer and do not much else, have at least 2 beers a day and then I can say I am doing my heart good…..
So there is light at the end of the tunnel, smokers and slobs alike rejoice I can hear you all jumping up and down with excitment..
NO DON’T EXERCISE IS BAD FOR YOU!
STOP IT NOW!





























