my dog - i will ask him if he understands me

my aunt - i’ll ask her to give me the recipe of her chocolate cake

my french teacher - will ask her how i have managed to pass the exams

President Bush- Just exactly what planet did you come from?

My hairdresser: Why do you listen to me on hormonal days?

My shrink: Is it just me or is it the entire world?

GOD [or insert your chosen omnipotent, omniscient being/spirit/creature/deity HERE]

- Do you exist? You sure? Really?

b*bbins, got carried away in incredulity … can i scratch the third question, and go for tonight’s lottery numbers?

hee hee odb. I’d ask bush ‘why?’, britney ‘what are you doing, girl?’ And ask myself ‘why not?’ .

My cat: You do some crazy stuff…are you mentally ok?

My son’s father: What it your or your wifes choice to never see your son again?

My boss: You the best boss I have ever had but, why are you so afraid to tell people how it is?

ODB - clever way to kill one question in 3 stones. Hmmm.

Myself - Where am I going in my life.
Myself - What shall I do this xmas.
My Mother - Where did we go wrong.

My mother: Do you love me?

My pastor: Do you ever have doubts or struggle with faith?

God: What’s the best, most important thing I can do for you?

My daughter: Why do you act the way you do?

My father: If he’ll ever swallow his pride and talk to me again.

Milo Ventimiglia (from the show Heroes): If I could spend a day with him!!

Admin
Do you guarentee flowers from your site will be the finest?
If i complain will you get me them free of charge along with another bunch as an apology?
Do you think you’ve been had?

God- Why must we fight for peace?

God - Why are some children born to suffer?

Bill Gates - Whatever gave you the idea?

Wow, this will require some thought. Great question and great answers so far though!

Some good answers coming in folks - Gerri you’ve until Wednesday night to come up with yours!

AngryFromEP - Our flowers are indeed the finest and in the even of any quality issues Flora2000 will ensure they are replaced free of charge.

I’d ask my one legged, trans-sexual, lesbian, blind, mute mother;

Why did you abandon me in a bin at Paddington station?
Are you still being forced into the skin trade by those Albanian gangsters or did they sell you on?
Can we get together so I can forgive you and then go and help blind, Mongolian, amputee lepers.

Roses would be good.

Bush - Why do u form peace organisations, peace treaties and make all countries sign them yet spend millions on making the most destructive weapons of war?

Osama Bin Laden - Do u think ur God wants u to fight and kill innocent people in the name of Jehad?

Go smell the flowers - How do u come up with such beautiful and creative contests?

Easy one this

I’d ask Ghandi- Could you beat Hitler in a pub fight?

Second question- to Hitler- have you heard what four eyes reckons eh?

Third question- to Ghandi and Hitler- The Copperfield, Pub Catford tonight you two puffs going to show?**

** I would need a time machine to do this.

We have found our winner.

Not quite but its going to be close - deadline midnight Wednesday Dubai time….

Nah, think giC’s on the money. In the bag.

So, please send my bank manager/debt collection officer 2 dozen Paphiopedilum rothschildianum with the following note attached:

“Dearest Banker,
Please find attached the 100k I owe you.
Who would’ve thought that your hat-trick of threes beat my oh-so-priddy pair of deuces? You live and learn. Same time, same place next week but this time my game: ultimate/last man standing tiddlywinks.
Sincerely,
Lord O’ of the DB”

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/endangered-species/mg12216705.300

I’d like to ask eight people one question. Here it is.

‘Peter Sutcliffe, do you regret doing all those women in?’

My 10 year old son and 8 year old daughter:

Will you EVER listnen to me on the first words out of my mouth?!!

My wife of 17+ years:

Why on earth do you still put up with me after all of this time?? (Thank you by the way!!)

Donald Trump:

What are your 10 largest overseas account numbers and passwords to them? $$$$$$$$$$$$$

My daughter!

Why don’t you want to eat? What do you want to eat? When will you stop throwing food on the floor?

Santa Claus!

Are you real? How do you get around the world so quick? Can reindeeer really fly?

God!
Why are humans still fighting? When will there be peace? Will we ever learn?

i would ask the american people if this is the america that they were led to believe that they would be living in by 2007?

Is this the world that they were planning on living in?

Does this present regime make them proud to be Americans?

Does God count as a person?????

Anyway I choose God…

1-WTF is up with the platypus?
2-Which came first the vel or the cro (Velcro)
3-Wher do you get your sense of humor from???

Three Questions hmmmmm only three…this is tough….
I already know whats up with the platypus and where velcro came from
Gary Ghandi wouldn’t fight and Hitler wouldn’t turn up he would just invade the pub…… if you throw Bush in there he would just bomb the pub… and fix the problem…lol

God…..What is this thing called life about?

Santa….. Where is my scooter?

Jesus ….. Was it worth it?

Yep I think thats about it…..

Gary and Gareth stop by http://whatisgodthinking.blogspot.com/ and
http://coillisionofthewilling.blogspot.com/
I think they are right up your alley…

We have a winner - well done to shinade for her answer:

President Bush- Just exactly what planet did you come from?

My hairdresser: Why do you listen to me on hormonal days?

My shrink: Is it just me or is it the entire world?

Flowers on the way to you Shinade - we’ll drop you an email and arrange delivery - well done. Another contest next month.

To the great spirit/god of whatever your belief - question one “What is the answer to peace” question two” Why hasn’t man learnt yet? question three ” Are these politicians who make war our spiritual warriors”