Free flowers caption contest #30!
August 11th, 2008 by JimIt’s high time for another free flowers caption competition here at Flowers - our 30th!
Your chance to win $60 of flowers delivered anywhere in the world courtesy of our partners Flora 2000, the International delivery experts.
To enter just pop in ONE CAPTION in the comments section AND include one fact about yourself, your blog, your website, your business or how you feel at the time of writing. Your chance to have fun and promote yourself. So here we GO! flower folk:
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**Remember - Only 1 caption per person please - if you think a more than one then get a friend to enter 
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My name is Angie and I’m a freelance writer. In my spare time, I maintain a blog entitled “Life and Travel in the Canadian Prairies” for all those who would like to experience this beautiful region. Sightseeing, news tidbits, and even humor come together here. I have also started a website for my writing at http://thewritingpad.bravehost.com
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“Hazel, Spin the Bottle, just isn’t what it used to be.”
I am feeling pressed for time because I’m late for an appointment. Bye!
I am so bummed because I left out part of my caption. I know it doesn’t count for the competition, but I want to say it anyway. The second half should have been. “Hey, but do you see the two cute guys by the white van they’ve been watching us…guess we haven’t lost it after all.”
What and idiot I am…I shouldn’t have made that last comment. What and give competition potential ideas. Shouldn’t read and respond to blogs when I can’t sleep!!!
LOL CC - good entries anyway and thanks for the chuckle
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Caption : “Right Celia think, which wall can we do next !?”
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“Well Chook, did you ever think we would be sitting here smelling the flowers all these years later!”
the original and best Aussie Cynic…..
Aussie is going through a new upgrade… herself.. more on that later
Awwwwww how sweet Chook!! We WILL!
Jimbo, my Chook defo wins this one! Surely everyone will agree (don’t you guys?) that there’s no beating what she has come up with!
Fits all your criteria Jimbo - smelling flowers until old age, cyber friendship that started here and carries on in real life, AND she talks about one of your fave contributors, Miss Jones! (GO! Smell the modesty ha!
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I think so as well chook… I saw it and couldnt imagine any other contiribution that would fit.. its just so us… lol…
Milly: What happened to the other 9 bottles?
Heather: HICK-up
I’m Caroline, my primary blog http://caroline-songofhappiness.blogspot.com is about me, although I never thought of myself as narcissistic but I suppose I must be, at least a little bit. To be honest its less about me, as it is about the things that I see and/or experience.
Right now, I feel excited (I get to go back to the UK for 3 weeks)
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The fact:
I watch the stars regularly when the sky is clear.
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“Gertrude, I swear to you, just one of these will make Burt think you’re a model.”
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“See Chardonnay, that Elton John, he’s really dead fit he is, proper ansome an that like, what youz say I ask im out right?”
“Listen Fifi-Trixiebelle-Sherbet-Dip, you ain’t not got no chance you ain’t, that David Furnish is always angin round im right, an he’s like really double sexy an all he is, an clever too. Well just the other day my mum bumped into Elton’s sister, Dolly, an she said like that is David ad just invented this machine to turn bottles of Becks into Babycham! So you ain’t got no chance babe, you know ow Elton likes is fizz! Buy a crate ov Babycham I would if I was you see……..”
“Doh, youz finks I’m minted or summat?”
OOH!! and a bit about me! - I AM dead fit, I am!!! Everyone fancies me they do! See.
EJ! You speaks petit peu francais too now you do I see! Does David too do Fifi-Trixiebelle he does does he!
Jimbo, Deep gotta do something about the emoticons… Pulling one’s tongue out shouldn’t look like a big happy grin ha!
Sure - do raise this at the tech section of forums where Deep can be found thesedays!
Look Aunty Bridget, you knows very well I spooks frenchois youz dooz.
C’est bien si vous voulez ignorer mes email, mais n’pas feignent pour être étonnés quand j’essaye de parler un peu du Français. J’étais un contribuant principal à votre dernier poteau.
Soz like, not French, me or David like, do us best we do, that’s all. So got any sarcky comments bout me French, then keep em to yourself right.
Elts.
The Poof 1 French Bird 0
I have ruled.
Sorry Elton John, but you are just butt ugly.
Oops! That was a personal attack wasn’t it? They’re not allowed are they?
Never mind, too late.
Snigger snigger snigger…..
Se cassent les FF
Sterile Fins 1 - The Poof 0
It’s my Dictatorship
I see personal attacks are flavour of the month again with Admin eh. Not a single rebuke for Sterile Fins having a dig at The Poof.
You know what George Orwell says about animals and how some are more equal than others eh Sterile Fins? That must make you a a pig then, since Admin thinks you’re more equal than other animals.
Sterile Pig you are then from now onwards.
I have ruled.
HELLO DICTATOR - WE TEND TO STAY CLEAR OF THE PERSONAL ATTACKS HERE AT FLOWER AND LET THE COMMUNITY SELF MODERATE - THE DAY WE DELETE COMMENTS IS A SAD AND CONTRIVED ONE SO WE LET IT GO.
GSTF WILL BE FOCUSING ON CONTENT THAT ADDS VALUE, THAT PEOPLE CAN INTERACT OVER IN TERMS OF TRAVEL, HEALTH, INSPIRATION, FOOD, BOOKS AND OF COURSE FUN - SUCH AS OUR FREE FLOWERS CONTEST THAT HAS BEEN SIDETRACKED SOMEWHAT AS LOTS OF THE COMMENTS IN OUR FREE FLOWERS CONTEST AREN’T RELATED TO THE CONTEST.
HOWEVER WE’RE PROUD TO HAVE SOME NEWBIES ALONG AND ARE OWKRING HARD ON BRINGING MORE REGUALR VISITORS AND CONTRIBUTORS OVER TO SMELL! WITH 800,000 FLORA2000 CUSTOMERS BEING WELCOMED (WE HOPE) HERE FROM OCTOBER IT’LL MAKE FOR QUITE A PLACE.
OUR ROLE AS ADMIN IS TO TRY AND PROVIDE DECENT CONTENT THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT, CAN LEARN FROM AND CAN CONTRIBUTE TO.
dam - CAPSLOCK on as above - it’s not that we’re shouting, honest
Well…………………..
Sterile Pig it is then!
Arf arf!
“You know what. Life is too short to be sitting around doing nothing. Let’s have a beer”
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AC to win!!
Erm - contest is still running - closes Friday.
This isn’t the olympics ya know where the judges can be swayed.
Oooooh! Have you just told me off?
Naughty lib…
LOL! Nah Lib, it was lil Bridget ha!
Naughty Bridget!
BOTH of ya
Well I vote Catboy, hands down phunniest.
But I bet he doesn’t win….. didn’t he get the last one? Twice on the trot would be favouritism, don’t think the exclusive Founders Club Committee would approve of that, after all, there more backs than his to be slapped on this blog….
wow thanks lib….
I don’t know there are loads of great entries…
BJ assuming other’s personas………? OK BJ, you were off on your sabbatical at the time but there was a right to do when this behaviour got out of hand with faux FFs, GITs (arf arf - still makes me laff) Jim & Ems, ACs, BJs, UPs etc etc.
Still, it was in my opinion one of the better epsiodes on this blog. Be careful what you start though BJ, the Founders’ Club don’t like it!
I don’t think that bj does assume other persona in fairness FF! She has a very distinct writing style whihc would be a giveaway.
I reckon its probably one of the other posters who used to post but then ran off like scalded cats. rex stormont? or that dave bloke who disappeared from view. middle east fella BUT i think he had issues. Always used to make us laugh as he used to try and pick up women on here but his technique was very poor. In fairness I think he was gay- and being gay in the UAE must absolutely suck- scuse the pun!!
but keep up the detective work Fertile its like colombo
UP, urge you re-read BJ’s comment, which was understood by me to be an admission it was in fact she (BJ) who made the comment under the posting name of ‘Lib’: “AC to win!!”
The comment was:
August 14th, 2008 at 11:09 am
LOL! Nah Lib, it was lil Bridget ha!
Case rested.
Lieutenant Columbo
G’day FF
SHHHHHHHHHHH
this is the first time I have ever been been voted for and fought over…..
this needs to stop… I am starting to like it…..
Well, Good day to you also Miss Australian Cynic!
Shan’t say anything, but would advise you chat with the other backslappers of course…… Mum’s the word!
I shall…
lol….
I girl could get use to this kind of attention…
hehehehehhe…
Woh! I’m speechless!!
Gary, you thought I had to take up smoking to be intriguing and mysterious mate? Ha!
I never read it like that
Denny Crane.
My! This is serious entertainment.
Studley 1 - Sterile Fins 0
Round 2. Now.
I have ruled. Get cracking.
P.S
I’m surprised you got the French Bird mixed up with Elizabeth Sterile Fins. Not the sharpest around the block eh?
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
My cover’s been blown!
Snigger snigger snigger
99 Bottle beers on the wall
HIC
Oh no where fart, I mean the wall
HIc
Tain’t a wall tis a bable I mean table
HIC
Got’s 1 feer, Hic, Mean beer,
Me tinks da wable is spinning Hic
Mean bable is winning
Fable is grinning
Hic
Oh let’s just frink the blast beer HIC
Blast is it Friday already
You can just about anything on my blog. From humour, or is it humor, stories, contests, or soemthing that strikes my fancy on a particulur day. I mean particullarm, paricticluar Oh drat Spell Decker please. Hic
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I, KiwiPulse, blog about anything interesting in the internet. Good Luck everyone.
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Contest closed now folks - thanks to all who entered!
Winner announced in the week.
Cheers.
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