Go! Smell James ‘Pond’!
April 22nd, 2008 by Purple13With the news that James Bond’s Aston Martin somehow ended up in an Italian lake, the burning question on everybodies lips is of course……
”what’s he gonna put on the motor claim form?”
It’s over to you.
“the lake was wet misshhh moneypenny but at least my martini was shhtill dry”
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Unfortunatly,the submarine scene came to an abrupt end when James flicked the wrong switch.
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That’s the spirit Bo (or am i referring to the martini still?)
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As I persued the assansin his vehicle headed over the hill crest, then landed on the motorway…
I too continued on this course and as I became airborne assumed ‘Q’s’ modified fight mode was operational… it was not..
The surface to air missil fired from the submarine disabled it as I engaged it…
then seeing the assasin getting away I decided to take out the Submarine … so I landed in the lake and assumed all submersable functions were active…. they werent and we sank…
‘M’ I assume you will put these in your words national security and all that… theres a good girl…
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You do realise that jasper carrot is making notes for his next tour don’t you?
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ok now I am stumpt who is Jasper Carrot?
hmmmm
northern comic of the 70’s/80’s that still does the odd tour (i believe). His best routine involved a recount of motor insurance claim forms - i hit the car in front avoiding the bush i hit last week etc.
C’mon Jim - how about a youtube clip of Jasper?
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cool never heard of him… but its a cool name
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I doubt he’s worried about a car insurance claim.
Aha my fishy friend….. i thought he might be worried about his o’ claims bonus!
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Yessshhh Miss money penny….
Is flipper alright though?
apparently the anti-spectre nets don’t harm dolphins ! (obviously a lot of tuna are baddies)
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Very good Jim & Em. Anyone else going to do a Sean Connery impression?
Act of God…on account of his unwillingness to make Bond’s car fly or part the Italian Lake for the Aston Martin.
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hahaha…:p
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… god was obviously busy making a movie trailer elsewhere. Q should have stuck to the lotus!
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