Go On! Give us a gander!
April 21st, 2008 by A/C
Anzac Day is fast Approaching this Friday… a very important time for us Aussie’s…
More on that later in the week… but in keeping in the Spirit of Aussieness (new word just invented by me..lol) I thought you may like to see some actual Aussie Sayings… not the standard G’Day Mate, or Ripper.. but real things we say… so heres a sample… Drop By at Aussie for more but these are some of my Favourites… click on the link to understand how to say them properly its in the HOW not the WHAT!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits……. this is an insult…..
He’s got a few roos loose in the top paddock…. A bit crazy…
Dig a hole and bury me, it just doesn’t get better than this! …..this is Grouse/Great
May your chickens turn into emus and kick your dunny down…. bugger off…
You must be the world’s only living brain donor….. brainless
About as useful as tits on a bull….. useless
If Brains were Dynamite he wouldnt have enough to blow his hat off….Brainless
Can Talk the ears of a cauliflower…. chatter box
One foot in the grave and the other on a banana skin….. not doing to well
Too slow to keep worms in a tin. ………..a bit slow
He could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles….. someone who never quiet…
Busier than a one armed Sydney cab driver with the crabs….. hmmm busy…
The most fun you can have with your pants on…. great fun
So stop by Aussie take your pen and paper….
and surprise your Aussie mates by speaking Australian… soon Aussie will be your second language…. Free Translations for this week only…. so if you have heard one let me know I am more than happy to tell what it means…….
A ‘RIPPER’ post AC and lol with T’s of a skull!
That Kangeroo shot has made us reconisder breakfast this morning - maybe a felt tip pen with a CENSORED shot would work for you
Any pictures in overseas papers here in Dubai have any thong / breast shots felt tipped out BY HAND - yup - by hand - so page 3 of the UK Sun, for example, is penned out!
So, back to the topic IH HAND (8-)) Here’s your model in action:
Have a BONZA day AC!
What the matter Skip?
‘t ttt tt t t t’
What that Sonny has swallowed a Bloody gum leaf and is chocking it!
‘t tttt ttt tt tt tttt’
‘Oh you think we had better take the chopper’
Too Right Skip lead the way……
I loved skippy….
better than lassie…
Where did you get that picture? Looks like a centre spread from Marsupials Only (the gay version - gay? ooh dear! Off with his head!)
Since I lived years in OZ I LOVED these phrases and remembered many of them. I just LOVE the Aussie people and their language. It is so colorful and snappy and above all FUNNY! Don’t even give it up. Thanks for making me laugh!!
nah mate…
although its getting harder to hold on too….
I never realised how many things we say arent normal english…
but its a bloody beaut.. that their not..
welcome
I’ve heard the following terms that need explaining. Thanks in advance:
1) “That’s not a knife…this is a knife.”
2) “Get ready…to Wiggle.”
3) “Welcome to Outback Steakhouse. How many in your party?”
Seriously confusing. It’s like it’s not even English.
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oh Mooooooog35
I am laughing so hard at the moment …
Trying to regain self control….
breath
deep breath
light smoke
pick lung up of the floor….
sigh
ok back now….
1) we grow em big down under…
2) Hot potato hot potato….
3) getting numbers for the brawl when we shut the pub…. hehehehe
no problem at all mate anytime… if you have anymore just let me know..
lovin it aussie - a few years ago (now), we were on a twin town visit with our brass band to a town in Germany. Some of the lads went to watch Crocodile Dundee at the local cinema - pity it was all dubbed in german! (durh!). The only bit they could understand was the g’day blue - lol.
Jonathan (aka purple13)
P.S I used to watch Skippy and another show called Barrier Reef - lots of diving ’sunken treasure type adventures - I even had their album one year!
C’mon Jim - how about a youtube clip of this aussie nautical nonsense?
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What’s your favourite colour blue?
What’s your name Bruce?
What d’you do in yuor spare time Sport?
Get off my land you black bugger, anyone’d think it was your country.
Gems.
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I’ll give you those.. hehehe..
Although the last one these days tends to be in the reverse….
Permits required to enter Aboriginals lands.. etc…
The yep not to bad…
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I can’t stop giggling over the picture of the roo …
FEAR THE ROO! It’s on billboards everywhere here in Ohio.
Not THAT pic, just “Fear The Roo!”
Which is really funny because “roo” is my middle childs nic name.
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You forgot, “Hey Chook! etc etc etc.”
My daughter is desperately trying to make it stick, but it’s not looking good.
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Oh rufus it all takes time…
Why do you have Roo’s on Billboards….???
Tell Roo to start mate, matey or dudette… first… then she can work up to it…..
click on the link in the pic to see how it works…. you’ll be giggling…
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Is that a real pic or a doctored one? I thought only males of the human species were capable of poses like that
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nah mate they do it the time…
just laze about in the summer sun and when it get to hot they lay around under the Gum Trees…
bot doctored… I post some more later…
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