GO! Smell the food fight!
February 11th, 2008 by JimAs the debates hot up here at flowers we wondered if anyone fancies a food fight?
Maybe an unfair advantage here with the springy tools but nothing the bucket of water song can’t cure.
What would be your first choice of food in the flowers food fight? Do tell but don’t aim for the eyes.
Food fight? Where? When?
I’m coming! I’m just going to sit there and open me mouth!
LOL Billy, leave some for us fighters man!
Can I have 3 please……
Oh how I could used them when all the kids where at home……
Oh the fun….!!!!!!
But seriously I have 3…..
MacDonalds…. the pickled cucumber which I rather like but sticks to wall so well, followed by the chocolate fudge icecream, it has a great spraying effect when thrown just right…..
But at home Peas and a potato shooter (Spud Gun) are just right….
LOL
AC
surely the bizarrest invention ever?? wait for the story in the newspapers of the choking toddler after its mother tried to feed it from across the table….
Love the clip - Tiswas fans unite! Flan-riffic! Flan-tastic!
Definitely chocolate pudding!!! And maybe it’s inferior cousin, tapioca.
Tiramasu (spelling) works wonders as well, jim here and on my brothers birthday, Richard, up in Scotland as the Tiramasu cake came out with the Samubca shots it was only polite that after he’d blown the candles out I patted him on the back of his head an don the final pat ploughed his face right into the cake…
Tiramaus everwhere and the owners knew it was coming and has seated us away from harms reach - his face was a picture.
LOL with the Tiswas clip J&E!
I’d throw a big choccy cake to get the food fight rolling,
AT AngryfromEllesmerePort who would duck,
Hitting Gareth in China square in the face.
Only to have Gary jump up with lemon Merange Pie and throw it back and hitting Mike as he walks past you…….
lol
In that case I would retaliate with a common Chinese dish, stewed Aubergine with garlic. They cook it until its a purple and green mush, it is a bit stringy and sticks to clothes like shite to a blanket.
Whallop right accross the forehead of Dave whilst splashing AC.
I think I’d then follow up with massive handfuls of Kimchi, nothing like 3 year old chilli pickled cabbage to get the clothes ruined and leave you smelling like a Koreans armpit.
Ohlala, this is becoming serious fun!
Bridget cannot resist! She’ll bring some Arabic starters, hummus (a dip made of blended chickpeas, sesame tahini, lemon juice, and garlic..) and metabel (an eggplant dip), which she will throw at Gareth in retaliation for making everyone stink like a korean armpit!
I see your Arab dishes and raise you a family dosa filled with mutton and lentils with tamarind, I reckon I could take out three or four people at once with one of those babies. The tamarind should also leave you sightless for a minute or two so I can wrap a few big pancakes around your heads and push cherries in the place where your eyes should be and a big sea cucumber under your nose to look like a bad 70’s porn moustache.
Oh me Oh my those custard pies are in the sky…..(tiswas)
I would certainly have to involve spaghetti and sauce! If little kids can get it everywhere why can’t the bigger kids!!!
I would bring a pot of vegetable curry, orange and red in colour from my nearest Indian “Restaurant”
The stuff served by most curry houses in the UK is supposed to be authentic Indian food but is nothing like the real thing.
What they sell contains all sorts of colourings which are guaranteed to ruin your clothes forever.
I reckon the curry can outdo anything Gareth can bring from China
Bring it on Arvind, China v/s India, let’s food-fight it out ha!
Dhaal would be an interesting one to throw into the mix,,..topped off with a huge flour bomb….
I agree, thats why my reserve ammo is a family Dosa.
As a veteran of three Holi’s in India I’m also hoping Ryk joins my team. I’ve seen those Indian guys go, they will be the SAS of food fighting.
Asia versus the rest of world, we’ll shit ‘em.
I”d kick a$s with mexican - a pan of hot n spicy sauce!
Great Gareth - let’s Make It Happen!
So what happened to our planned meeting in London last week?!
Fun with electricity. I took longer than planned to rewire upstairs and then re-plaster and paint it. Had other little jobs to do in addition. Weekends were out as it was 6 nations time. Apologies.
Or a vat of mushed up, slightly over microwaved weetabix and warm milk..
A concrete truck full of the stuff.
McDonalds apple pies, just out of the frier causing serious damage.
OUCH!
CAUTION - filling is hot
FRYER!
Ah, A food fight. Where was this invention when i was in Junior High School? I think peas would make the perfect food for this contraption…bunches of them at once in a buckshot spray. -Mike2
If you are serious about a food fight
I’d opt for a tin of tomatoes
Or a mixture of chapati flour and possibly peroxide